Monday, February 18, 2008
Why do men die first?
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy. If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... its equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ... its male indifference. If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favour. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert. If you don't ... you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob. If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If you don't ... you're not ambitious. If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often ... you're oversexed. If you don't ... there must be someone else.
Why do men die first? Because they want to.
If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ... its male indifference. If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favour. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert. If you don't ... you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob. If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If you don't ... you're not ambitious. If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often ... you're oversexed. If you don't ... there must be someone else.
Why do men die first? Because they want to.
Gasoline prices headed up...
Explosion Rocks West Texas Oil Refinery
BIG SPRING, Texas (AP) — A sheriff's dispatcher says an explosion rocked an oil refinery in western Texas.
It's unclear whether there are injuries or whether a fire is burning at the refinery owned by Dallas-based Alon USA, which employs about 170 people and produces about 70,000 barrels a day.
Howard County sheriff's dispatcher, who declined to give her name, said: "All I know is that it blew up."
John Moseley, managing editor of the Big Spring Herald, heard the Monday morning blast and said, "I thought it would knock the walls down."
Blake Lewis, a spokesman for Alon USA, said the company had an unconfirmed report of an incident but did not know any details. He said a plant manager was on the way to the site.
Big Spring is about halfway between Dallas and El Paso.
latest... only one is hurt... all are safe, workers and contractors... but the smoke cloud is HUGE!! foxnews is carrying it live of course...
Jake Moffat Music is now on Rhapsody.....
Oh my goodness....
I am one proud poppa..... sorry to bore everyone... but I personally know the very long and twisted road this one artist took to get to this point!!
Yes, Jake has 3 CD's and they are now on itunes.com, Rhapsody, etc... on Rhapsody just type in his name and stream away... one does not have to buy the tunes, and just by listening Jake get's some revenue... how bout them apples???
His music now is helping him with some income... haha...
Sorry to bore all, but I am one proud poppa!!!
Have a great day!
I am one proud poppa..... sorry to bore everyone... but I personally know the very long and twisted road this one artist took to get to this point!!
Yes, Jake has 3 CD's and they are now on itunes.com, Rhapsody, etc... on Rhapsody just type in his name and stream away... one does not have to buy the tunes, and just by listening Jake get's some revenue... how bout them apples???
His music now is helping him with some income... haha...
Sorry to bore all, but I am one proud poppa!!!
Have a great day!
This photo is another I found... and it is plain cute.. caption read... love hurts...
great black and white...
love hurts... right Dylan and Andrew??
Grandpa is smiling.. but soon it will be Kaitlyn and Andrew ... when Dylan gets bigger... haha...
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