old but cute... right Heather.. haha...

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards."

What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?" "No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon.

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"


FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!

From a friend comes this ditty...

A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car and drive around for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who so you think will lick your face??

IF.... YOU guessed your wife... that is why you are sleeping with the dog!!!

What animal made this track?

This is the biggest footprint I have seen to date! Found this where Jake shoots targets just below his home, and there were several. Maybe this is where Ann's chickens and guineas are going?? The biggest dog we have is a German Shepherd and his paw print is about one fourth of this paw print, and notice the 4 toe nails it looks like.. is it a BIG CAT??

Almost spring

A Friend sent this note. this am..

A sure-fired way to see who is truly man's best friend.

Put your wife (or girlfriend) and your dog in the trunk of your car and go around the block.

Can you guess who will lick your face when you open the trunk?

If you guessed your wife, that is why you are sleeping with the dog!

hehe...

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said,

"I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards.

What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?" "No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of
crisp bacon.

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"

FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!

Saturday evening, there is a a benefit Stew/Bean supper for Perkins Fire Dept.

Saturday evening, there is a a Benefit Stew/Bean Supper at the elementary school cafeteria in Perkins from 5:30-7:30pm.

The proceeds go to the Perkins Fire Department.