Thursday, May 17, 2007
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
To Grandma Ann...... We are so very proud of you!!
We love you. Now, lets start working on the next one!!
(It's been a long wild ride from the old quonset barn by Old Ansi Bldg on campus using T-Square and light table, and only 4 or 5 employees to the place you are now, and it's been AWESOME all along the way!! You make us all PROUD!)
Sunday, May 13, 2007
From Melanie Shaklee
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
H e's good and sore
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax ,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
M edicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
S ales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class
in the world, and Mom's stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened?
And NOW I have to "press 1" for English?
I hope this goes ar ound the w orld 10 times
Saturday, May 12, 2007
Flatland Bluegrass Band...
these cats rock!!
They had this ole man's toes tappin... they are new to playing with each other, but each is a very accomplished artist! They are working on a new Demo... fun having them in the studio..
and we played with the bubbles out side..
Andrew made some bubbles and Madison would STOMP them into the ground.. haha.. what a deal...
Andrew got not one .... but two kittys for their goat barn...
With Trisha's help, he now has two kittys... in with his goats at home... he was really enjoying them..
We had an awesome lunch...
Paul, Heather, Andrew, and Madison and Phillip, Tammy and Austyn, and Jake and Trisha, and Great Grandma Moffat and Ann and I all got together for Mothers Day. I was going to cook and did the grilling, and Ann still had to be in the kitchen, even on her special day... guess some things NEVER change... thank GOD!!! Love you Ann, Happy Mothers Day!!!!
Owner of Flatland .....
Greg was trying to keep me from talking to him so he could write two sentences for a band flyer we needed to get done... so he dawned the headsets... unplugged to drown me out.. haha...
i won't be around to see this... but on
Madison Ann's graduation day... please someone pull this out and share with her that her Grandpa Moffat got down in the floor and belly rolled with laughter over this shot... she will pay dearly to keep it from the fellows.. haha.... pick heels and???? hahahaha
All day long....
the boys walked past this amazing little moth hidden right where one grabs the latch to the back door...
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