Tuesday, November 08, 2005

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR - from Uncle Ivan...

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is
getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.

My fenders are too wide to be considered stylish. They were once as
sleek as a little MG; now they look more like an old Buick.

My seat cushions have split open at the seams. My seats are sagging.
Seat belts? I gave up all belts when Krispy Cremes opened a shop in my
neighborhood.

Air bag's? Forget it. The only bags I have these days are under my
eyes. Not counting the saddlebags, of course.

I have soooooo many miles on my odometer. Sure, I've been many places
and seen many things, but when's the last time an appraiser factored
life experiences against depreciation?

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up
close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and
skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.


But here's the worst of it - almost every time I sneeze, cough or
sputter..... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!!!!

A bumper sticker for both parties - from Uncle Ivan...

BI-PARTISAN BUMPER STICKER







At last.... A bumper sticker for both parties. FINALLY, someone has come out with a 100% bipartisan political bumper sticker. The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York State:



"2008 - RUN HILLARY RUN"



Democrats put it on the rear bumper.



Republicans put it on the front bumper.

A very big thank you too all the family who gathered round...

A very big thank you goes out to all my family for gathering round me during my recent heart attack. Life goes on... and I know, as I knew before, the most precious thing I have on the face of this earth is my family.... I am so very blessed.
Thanks to the Aunt's and Uncle's and Cousin's for cards and calls and flowers and letters and thoughts and prayers..... and my kids for ALWAYS being there for me... and especially to the love of my life, the apple of my eye, the lady I love so very much, my Ann for loving me and staying by my side.... I feel much better than before, and walked about a mile and three fourths this am... so things are getting back to normal... again, thanks to everyone for everything... S

Today's Quote

Today's Quote

I have a 'Play The Melody' philosophy. It means don't over-arrange, don't make life difficult. Just play the melody—and do it the simplest way possible.

-Jackie Gleason

Oh my, where do I start... been thinking 'bout this all day long...

perhaps..... a simple thank you, or a GIANT THANK YOU, OR.... a thank you all so much.. would be in order.. but then... it needs to be much much more...

What a fast and furious time since Friday night at 8pm. wow!!!

Seems Ann and I had a wonderful dinner Friday night and we were settling into our usual tv time together... and about 8pm, I experienced a very "funny" feeling in my chest. It was as if someone had placed a two by four on it across the top of it and then set down on it. I could not get my breath... and I didn't want to worry anyone, so I got up and walked outside.. and walked around the yard some.. then I decided maybe I needed to run.. and so I jogged about 5 times around it... and the pain seemed to ease a bit and I had no sharp pains in either arm so I "KNEW" it was not my heart... next I noticed I was breathing by could not get my breath... no matter how hard I breathed, I seemed to need more... so... after about 30 mins of this.. I went back into the house and let Ann know I might be having a bit of a problem. She suggested that the awesome peppered cheese we had might have caused some indigestion so I starting eating some Tums... and seemed to get a bit of relief... but the pain was still there, so ... I retired to the bedroom and tried to lay down.. but tossed and turned and could not get comfortable... and took some asprin as I usually do... then I remembered the pain I was experiencing was a bit like some other times over the last 6 weeks to two months. Jake and I were loading some calves and I could not get my breath.. (too fat... I know...) and other times but didn't last like this was.. so I sort of told Ann I was better.. at bedtime and I know she didn't believe me.. and she tossed and turned along with me... and offered to take me to the emergency room.. yet I knew I didn't need to go... so.. 'bout 4AM I started really hurting.. and got up and took 4 asprins... couple of moltrin, and several tylinol... farmer deal, if a little helps, you throw lots at it.. haha.. and I managed to fall asleep in numbness about 5am.. for about 3 hours.. then we got up, still hurting.. and ate breakfast, showered and then decided about 9ish to head to Doctor in Stillwater, and upon arrival, he said.. "we will tear up this little ole form, and play like you were never here and get to the hospital ER." And away we went..... to the ER at Stillwater Municipal Hospital arriving about 10ish... and we got right in, seems that chest pains get in first of line... and they started drawing blood, etc.. and drew and drew... and all of a sudden to Ann and I's amazement, there stood Paul... in the doorway... I never expected anyone to be there but Ann and I... and as the morning turned to afternoon... the whole family less Jonathan's... who live in Roff.. where at the helipad to see the copter come in and and take me to Tulsa... more later...

Wednesday, November 02, 2005


From Melanie and Ward.. enjoy.. and keep it mind... God DOES answer prayer...haha...  Posted by Picasa

Thursday, October 27, 2005

YOU have to SEE this... and hear it too...

Head on over to this link....

Be sure to turn the sound up. Takes a while to load, but worth the wait.

Turkey Time is a comin'...

All I know about this photo.. is.. Kevin Miller used to play drums with Jake... and is now engaged to this lovely young lady and he is very very happy... Kevin is truly an amazing young man with unlimited talent in lots of areas, and I know he will be very happy in the years to come. He is like a member of our family... and we wish him lots of luck in the future, and hope the wind will always be at their back.. as they sail through life..  Posted by Picasa

Preacher Smith was planning a wedding at the close of service on Sunday, and then....

Preacher Smith was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday
morning service.

After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down
to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation.

For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those
who were to be married.

"Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?"
he requested.

Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers,
and six single men stepped to the front.

Interesting how the "news" has changed in my life time....


Oh my goodness, how the news has changed. One used to not see anything out of the ordinary, and now anything sells news. This is an AP photo used with the AP story about 4 million out of power in Florida... hum.. I bet this is how all 4 million of them look.. right.. haha.. can you tell the photographer was a male.. (and he was!)... but then, who would have read this story without someone throwing in "eye candy" needed to draw you to it.. gosh, how the "news folks" must think we are complete morons!!! haha.. ok.. just trying to brighten up our day.. haha...
the whole deal can be found on Drudgereport.com this am... haha.. nothing about the photo other than ap tied it to the story. Got to be cuz this lady is average south floridian... yeah, right.. hahahahahaha...  Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

From Joanna and Clinton Wilson.... Death....

D E A T H ~ WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT

A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side."

Very quietly, the doctor said, "I don't know."

"You don't know? You, a Christian man, do not know what is on the other side?"

The doctor was holding the handle of the door; on the other side came a sound of scratching and whining, and as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room and leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.

Turning to the patient, the doctor said, "Did you notice my dog? He's never been in this room before. He didn't know what was inside. He knew nothing except that his master was here, and when the door opened, he sprang in without fear. I know little of what is on the other side of death, but I do know one thing... I know my Master is there and that is enough."

Monday, October 24, 2005


Andrew after party.. just being cool, haha... Posted by Picasa

The birthday girl herself... sharing her toys with Madison and Andrew.... Posted by Picasa

Grandma and I wanted to borrow this car to make the trip but could not get it done! Dad would say, "I remember when....!" We did follow Phil to 33 177 junction where he went south on west side of Perkins and we went east... and south... so for the 5 miles on 177 it was Phil, us, and Heather and kiddos...  Posted by Picasa

We went a visit'n Saturday to Miss Kaitlyn Brooke Moffat's First Birthday party at in Sulfur and at her home. It was awesome. Everyone had a great time. My goodness how she has grown. She is so precious and so very COOL! She is gonna be a heart breaker~! Enjoy the pics. I am putting the photos on dotphoto.com and the videos on our family gallery page. The link to the videos which I am still uploading is http://tinyurl.com/dc4jh
and the link to the photos is http://tinyurl.com/7tjph
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005


Disking the wheat ground.... I drove this rig Saturday morning.. it was cool.. haha.. and BIG!!! Posted by Picasa

spreading fertilzer on the wheat ground.. took about 15 mins and cost about 4000! oh the wonderful joy of farming....  Posted by Picasa

Jon, for a thirty year old, did ok on the blowing out the candles... however he lacked enough wind to blow them all out on the first try... could be an age thing I bet.. haha... Posted by Picasa

You have to look real close but there are two big 4 wheel drive tractors with 8 hugh tires on them .. on disking on the left and the other is sowing wheat on the right. I drove the tractor disking for a bit Saturday morning and it was cool. I did not have to worry about expenses and that made it more wonderful!! haha... Posted by Picasa

Kaitlyn .... I actually got to hold her, how cool is that... and she did not cry!!! wow...... she is so awesome! Posted by Picasa