Monday, March 28, 2005

Telluride Marshal's Department, a few hehehe's...

Telluride Marshal's Department


March 17

DUI: A 35-year-old Ouray man who blew a stop sign was asked to provide his license and instead offered the deputy his credit card. He was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. He said: "I wasn't driving, I was just moving my car around the block."

March 18

HIT AND RUN: A dirty SUV hit a car. The driver yelled, "Are you OK?" but took off before he could hear the answer from the victims. The victim couldn't read the license because it was caked in dirt. The victim said the hit and run driver "looked like he was wasted." Within five minutes, a deputy five blocks away from the accident serendipitously stopped a similar SUV on suspicious of DUI. The SUV matched the description of the hit and run vehicle (dried mud on the license plate), and the suspect matched the hit and run victim's description. There was fresh bumper marks on his front bumper.

WARRANT: A 58-year-old Telluride man was arrested on an outstanding warrant. He was unaware of the warrant. He bonded out for $3,000.

DOG AT LARGE: A pit bull was running around, leash-less, trying to play with a pug. It had no town license and no owner. A man clearing snow said the dog had been running loose for 45 minutes. The code enforcement officer took the dog to the pound. When the owner was contacted, he hung up on the cops, and was described by police as having very poor manners. When he came into the marshal's office to retrieve the dog, he threw a $50 bill down on the counter (the fee for dog catching) and said to the officer "I have dealt with you in the past and you were a nice guy, but lately you're a jerk. Some day you will need my help and I'm not going to give it to you." When the officer saw him on the street later, the man yelled, "It's called Karma!" Again, he was described as being very poorly behaved.

March 16

LOUD PARTY: A noise complaint came in about an apartment being too loud at 3:30 a.m. A woman in the apartment was given a warning by the cops. Then, at around 4:10 a.m., another noise complaint came in. The woman explained "the walls are paper thin and we were only talking." The deputy said he had heard music coming from the apartment. The woman was cited for unnecessary noise violation.

March 22

DUI: A 33-year-old Moab woman was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol.

Feb. 21

HATRED FOR COPS: A driver contacted for erratic driving lost his temper with the cops. He said he was "sick of being harassed by [expletive] cops." When another cop arrived to help out the scene, he said: "how many [expletive] cops do you need to talk to me?"

THEFT: An employee at a local fitness center said she thought her ring had been stolen while she worked out. It was later recovered.

RECOVERED BIKE: A bike found in the Free Box and ridden by a woman turned out to be owned by someone else.

Mountain Village Police Department

March 14

CITIZEN ASSIST: A booted vehicle was released to a citizen, and the past due fine collected.

CARS PARKED TOO LONG: Two vehicles were parked in the upper lot for most of the winter. The cops ran the plates and they turned out to be employee vehicles that will be moved.

PARKING CODE ENFORCEMENT: Ten tickets were issued.

CITIZEN ASSIST: A vehicle was out of gas. Gas was brought to the vehicle but it still would not start. She said she would try again the next day.

BAR CHECK: No problems in a local bar, aside from a few livers being assaulted.

March 15

CITIZEN ASSIST: A person lost his keys. He said he would have the car out of the way by 10 a.m. the next morning. Code enforcement was advised.

CITIZEN ASSIST: A lost guest needed directions to overnight parking and a ride from the B-lot to her hotel.

PARKING PROBLEM: There was a report of an abandoned trailer in the circle of upper San Joaquin. Upon arrival, the fuzz found that the owner was attaching the trailer to his truck. He stated that his other truck had broken down and that he had to get another vehicle to move it.

THEFT: Report of ski privileges being abused. Telski declined to prosecute because the person using the pass did not read or speak English. Telski was satisfied with civil restitution.

CTIZEN ASSIST: A person was concerned with all the construction traffic in the Lost Creek Lane traffic circle. The 5-0 advised him that city officials were working on the problem and would be coming up with a plan to solve these issues.

THEFT: One guy was caught skiing on another guy's ski pass. He was cited into municipal court for misdemeanor theft.

THEFT: Ditto.

WANTED: A subject was arrested on an active warrant, pokey-d, and held on $5,000 bond.

STOLEN SNOWBOARD: Weak, dude.

IRONY ALERT: A No Parking sign broke off and fell on a vehicle parked in front of it, causing minor damage. On further review, the car was found to be legally parked there.

CITIZEN ASSIST: Fines paid = boot removed.

STOLENT SKIS: Super weak, dude.

RUNAWAY JUVENILE: A person called to report that their juvenile son ran away from home. Cops took a report, and gave dispatch information for the national databases.

BAR CHECK: Everything checked out.

March 16

VEHICLE THEFT: Telluride Ski and Golf Company said it could not find one of its company vehicles.

THEFT: Ski pass in the name of one person used by person with different name.

TRAFFIC DETAIL: One person needed to be warned for traveling 25 in a 20 mph zone.

March 17

NOISE COMPLAINT: An unknown female called to report loud music coming from the apartment next door. It turned out to be coming from the apartment below her. The people down under agreed to turn the music down.

GRAFFITTI: No suspects currently in the case of the spray painted Gondola seat.

TRAFFIC DETAIL: Two people were speeding, both going 28 in a 20. One driver had a license plate that appeared expired but it turned out the 2005 sticker had fallen off. The driver said he would get a new sticker.

MOTORIST ASSIST: A driver locked the keys in the car with the motor running.

THEFT ON LIFT 4: A 39-year-old male from New Hampshire was trying to use someone else's ski pass. Then a 55-year-old female from Texas did the same thing. Then a 47-year-old woman did the same.

CONCERT DUTY: 900 or so people showed up for a concert; only six verbal warnings were issued.

March 18

SENT TO HIS ROOM: A person complained that he had had an altercation with a drunk passenger on Dial-a-Ride. The passenger was warned about his behavior and sent to his room.

LOST KEYS: While skiing, a dude lost his keys.

AT LIFT 4: A 54-year-old local man was caught trying to use someone else's pass.

AT LIFT 10: A 54-year-old local woman was caught trying to use someone else's pass.

AT LIFT 10: A 59-year-old man was caught trying to use someone else's five-day ski pass.

SUSPICIOUS PERSON: A male and female were having a heated discussion. They said everything was OK.

March 19

ON LIFT 4: A 46-year-old male was caught using someone else's pass.

March 20

ON LIFT 4: A 19-year-old male was caught using someone else's pass.

TRAFFIC ACCIDENT: Three car accident: one car ran off the road and suffered no damage, while two cars slammed into each other head-on, causing between $3,000 and $4,000 worth of damage.

San Miguel Sheriff's Office

March 14

FALSE ALARM: At the airport, a worker arriving at the beginning of the day set off the alarm.

March 15

FRAUD: A landowner suspected fraud in connection with a property he was renting near Sunshine Peak. Counterfeit U.S. Post Service money orders were involved, and the case was transferred to the USPS.

NEAR ILIUM: A man drove clean and sober.

March 16

GAS SKIP: At a gas station Down Valley, somebody skipped out on paying for gas.

FRAUD: A Redvale woman had her identity stolen, and a thief used her credit card to buy over $1,400 in merchandise from New York.

SHEEP: Sheep wandered from their pasture into another. This is a recurring problem.

March 17

TRASH LOSS: A vehicle driving down Highway 145 was losing trash out of the back of the vehicle.

DUCK: An Egnar resident reported a possible gunshot near her residence.

CRIMINAL MISCHIEF: A Lawson Hill resident awoke to find someone had painted a potentially threatening message on her window.

POACHING: Two people were poaching in the Norwood area.

March 18

RECKLESS DRIVING: There was very nearly a very painful head-on collision east of Sawpit as a driver attempted a dangerous and illegal pass on a curve on Highway 145. An oncoming driver saved himself and others with a successful avoidance maneuver through a ditch. The guy making the dangerous pass was stopped and issued a citation.

CIVIL DISPUTE: A family disputed something.

DOG LOOSE: A heeler-lab mix was found near Norwood.

March 19

DUI: A 47-year-old man was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol.

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE: A possible domestic violence dispute turned out to be verbal only.

ANIMAL WELFARE CHECK: On Juniper Dr., the dogs had plenty of food and water.

SHEEP: Sheep were out of their pasture. The owner was contacted.

March 20

AIRPLANE CRASH: A single engine airplane performed an emergency landing in the Norwood area after losing power during an approach to Telluride Airport. Due to low visibility, the pilot landed in an open field causing some damage to the plane. The pilot was uninjured.

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