Tuesday, April 15, 2008

From Tammy... Austyn must be in a tournament.....

Baseball Tournaments


April 24- 7:00 across from Hastings Field 3
April 26- 11:00 and 4:00 across from Hastings

Andrew's Baseball Schedule 2008

Andrew's Baseball Schedule 2008

Pre Season Tournament

Thursday, April 24 6:00pm Strickland #4

Saturday, April 26 12:15pm Strickland #4

Saturday, April 26 2:45pm Strickland #4

Regular Schedule

Thursday, May 1 7:10pm Strickland #4

Monday, May 5 7:10pm Strickland #4

Thursday, May 8 6:00pm Strickland #4

Monday, May 12 7:10pm Strickland #4

Thursday, May 15 7:10pm Strickland #4

Monday, May 19 6:00pm Strickland #4

Thursday, May 29 6:00pm Strickland #4

Monday, June 2 7:10pm Strickland #4

Thursday, June 5 6:00pm Strickland #4

Monday, June 9 7:10pm Strickland #4

Tuesday, June 10 6:00pm Strickland #4

Thursday, June 12 7:10pm Strickland #4

Monday, June 16 6:00pm Strickland #4

Thursday, June 19 7:10pm Strickland #4

Strickland is the fields behind Mexico Joes. #4 is the field on the far southeast corner next to the south parking lot.

Cardboard Men

Cardboard Men


A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.

She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.

It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here?'

'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly.

'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?' he asks.

'Helllooooooo! !!!' says the blonde. 'Those are my emergency flashers!'