Wednesday, November 03, 2010

The Alot is Better Than You at Everything

As a grammatically conscientious person who frequents internet forums and YouTube, I have found it necessary to develop a few coping mechanisms.  When someone types out "u" instead of "you," instead of getting mad, I imagine them having only one finger on each hand and then their actions seem reasonable.  If I only had one finger on each hand, I'd leave out unnecessary letters too!


If I come across a person who seems to completely ignore the existence of apostrophes and capital letters and types things like "im an eagle and im typing with my talons, so dont make fun of me cuz this is hard," I like to imagine that they actually are an eagle typing with their talons.  It would be a hassle if you had to hop in the air and use your feet to karate-chop two keys simultaneously every time you wanted to use the shift key to make a capital letter.   Also, eagles lack manual dexterity, so I can understand why they'd want to leave out apostrophes.  Eagles are all about efficiency.  


But there is one grammatical mistake that I particularly enjoy encountering.  It has become almost fun for me to come across people who take the phrase "a lot" and condense it down into one word, because when someone says "alot," this is what I imagine:


The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people's grammar.  It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I'd normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world.  

For example, when I read the sentence "I care about this alot," this is what I imagine: 


Similarly, when someone says "alot of _______", I picture an Alot made out of whatever they are talking about.  


If someone says something like "I feel lonely alot" or "I'm angry alot," I'm going to imagine them standing there with an emo haircut, sharing their feelings with an Alot.  


The Alot is incredibly versatile. 


So the next time you are reading along and you see some guy ranting about how he is "alot better at swimming than Michael Phelps," instead of getting angry, you can be like "You're right!  Alots are known for their superior swimming capabilities."
  

Monday, November 01, 2010

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and away it goes...

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and once again.. our farm, the old Stillwater Airport from WWII, served ... as a loading zone...

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Perkins Fire and Stillwater Fire and lots of law enforcement responded...



Perkins Fire was AWESOME... very professional.. as was Stillwater.
In the end, a 67 year old lady got a helicopter ride to OKC... severe injuries.. Not sure about others, but believe there might have been another transported.. took about hour to get things back to normal... or more...
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had an oh no at our corner east of home... Cadillac and SUV...

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vote vote vote vote

you can vote today and or tomorrow ..... 


BUT VOTE!

PLEASE??? 

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Halloween 2010 is history...

Dorthy from the Wizard of Oz along with Toto.... a Cowboy Football player and Tinker Belle stopped by along with Great Grandma Moffat this afternoon... and an evil scientist stopped in too... but so scared was Tinkerbell that we left him out of the photo... haha...


good time by all...
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Thursday, October 28, 2010

If you look at the top of the tower you will see


two men working, and the one on the left far side at the top is hanging upside down working on antenna... thought you'd enjoy knowing someone somewhere has a much more interesting dangerous job than you and I... haha... click and make big, I hope you can see what I saw... wow
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World full of idiots who think they are sooooooo much better than we are..... don't realize God in his amazing grace, issued brains to we 'little folks' too!

Frankly Sir, You Are an Embarrasment

October 27, 2010 | Einar Du Rietz | Comments 1 |

Gore chooses Swedish government jet over public transportation, leaves car running while telling the rest of us to cut carbon

By Einar Du Rietz

Al Gore

He did it again.

Recently, Nobel Peace Prize winner Al Gore was on tour again  (or maybe he does that all the time). This time, he turned up in Gothenburg (Sweden) for the usual alarmist talk. In advance, all distinguished guests were politely advised to – if possible – use any form of public transportation to go to the event, in order to minimize CO2 emissions.

Intriguingly, the Master of World Climate himself arrived in a rental car (with or without driver is unclear), from the airport, and subsequently left the engine running for the entire lecture. That is to say, about one hour. Incidentally, local legislation prohibits – for very good environmental reasons, i e pollution – any car engine idling for more than 60 seconds. Fines are severe. As far as I know, he was not fined.

It starts to form a pattern.

After the ceremony in the Norwegian capital Oslo, it is customary that the laureate is invited to the Swedish capital Stockholm, for a cordial visit. The train ride, supposedly the environmental choice according to Mr. Gore, is approximately four hours. However, he opted for the cosier ride with one of the Swedish government aircrafts. As these can, according to the rules, only be used when a cabinet member is on board – and as the Swedish government after a short ceremonial visit – offered to fly him to Frankfurt (Germany) for his flight to the US, you can calculate both the manpower and the fuel used for this grand tour against man's destruction of the planet.

Stupidity and hypocrisy – as well as vanity – are, like it or not, common human traits. I admit to some of them occasionally, but I don't demand taxpayers to finance my stupid talks at dinner (yes, I love doing that). Here's the deal Mr Gore: get out of my way, and I will keep out of yours.

We can only hope...

A US analyst says US President Barack Obama is unlikely to end his first term as there are serious efforts by American officials to remove him due to his incompetence.


"It is very doubtful at this time that he will last his first term," Edward Spannaus of Executive Intelligence Review said in an interview with Press TV on Wednesday. 

"There are people who are upset within the administration and the Democratic party who are seriously considering how to remove Obama from presidency," Spannaus added. 

Many of them put out all their calls for removing Obama under the amendment 25th of the US Constitution. 

The amendment allows for the removal of the US president if he is incapacitated either physically or mentally. 

Spannaus also opined that people in the military are upset because Obama "is not attentive" to what is going on. "We have troops killing and being killed and he is not interested in dealing with it," he further explained. 

even in Germany... they are more employed than us... wow!!!!

German unemployment fell slightly in October, dropping to its lowest level in 18 years as the impact of persistently strong growth in Europe's top economy continued to filter through to the jobs market.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Early voting if you want, check your county election rules, these are Payne County rules..

In-person voting is conducted in the Payne County Election Board office on the following dates and times before all elections:

For Federal and State Elections in-person absentee voting will be conducted on the following. 

This Friday before the election from 8:00 a.m. until 6:00 p.m.
This Saturday before the election from 8:00 a.m. until 1:00 p.m. 
The Monday before the election from 8:00 a.m. until 6:00 p.m.

Stan

Saturday, October 23, 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR PRINCESS KAITLYN

Happy Birthday Kaitlyn,
and many more happy ones too.
Love
Grandma and Grandpa Moffat

Yes, there is a reason for much happiness...

And much joy and excitement in the air...
Monday our good friend Craig Hannan takes over the reins at OSUFPP and great things are going to happen. It has been many many years since anyone as capable, knowledgeable, and dedicated to the business has been in charge!
Congrats to you Craig, and Happy Birthday to Missy, too!

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Yuck

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Just thinking out loud.... several state questions coming up when we vote in a couple of weeks... just voicing my opinion... we all have them...


SQ 744: School funding; vote no
SQ 746: Voter ID; vote yes 

SQ 747: Statewide office term limits; vote YES

SQ 748: Legislative apportionment; vote no
SQ 750: Petition signatures; vote yes
SQ 751: Official English; vote YES
SQ 752: Judicial nominations; vote yes
SQ 754: State budgeting rules; vote YES
SQ 755: Sharia law; vote YES -
The question would prohibit the use of international or
Sharia law when cases are decided in Oklahoma courts.
SQ 756: Health care opt-out; vote YES
SQ 757: Rainy Day Fund; vote yes


What I was hoping to do is to get you to look these up and read them and make decisions before you go to the booth...  I might be wrong.. .so read them ahead of time... and then vote vote vote......

And just saying... if you caught last night's debate between the ladies running for Governor of Oklahoma, I am sure you were as amazed as I was.

One took the high ground, exhibited leadership. tenacity, confidence, experience and knowledge and class, and the wisdom from being in the hunt...

while the other dug her heels in like an ole coon dog ready for a fight, ate up by "mad", and often could not complete sentences since she was so mad... shame. She was on the defensive before she needed to be and was always defending... and missed so many opportunities to put her spin on things, never coming up for air and getting on the offense. Poor leadership and even less of a command of where she was. Just about the same arrogance that Obubba has with folks.. talking down, and never stating any two words together that make sense. Always acting like a kid caught in the cookie jar... and puffing out her chest like an ole rooster crowing about what little she has done to try to spin it into a mountain!!

lesson one in this world, never show you are afraid, or scared, or that you are down... and never never never be the one in a debate that goes on the defense, before you know what it is you are defending... 

Again... all I am offering is my personal opinion... be it what it is... so take time, listen and see what you see, make an informed decision, and remember to vote. If I were guessing you should be able to vote on the Friday, Saturday and Monday before "election day"... so you have numerous days to "get'er" done, if not for you then for those that come after us...  



Sunday, October 17, 2010

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

For some of my ole buddies in New England... I am praying for you, but YOU have to take charge...

There's a Reason They Call Him 'Dick'
If the Bush administration ever treated terrorism suspects the way Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal treats law-abiding citizens and small businesses, even conservatives would have blanched.

This activist, interventionist Democrat -- like his identical, slightly less oily twin, Eliot Spitzer -- decided at age 5 he was going to be a U.S. senator and then the first Jewish president. And he doesn't care how many lives he has to destroy to get there.

Currently, Blumenthal is running for the U.S. Senate against Linda McMahon in Connecticut. He must be stopped.

Even his ideological ally, The New York Times, thinks he must be stopped. That paper ran a front-page expose on Blumenthal's lies about having served in Vietnam, violating a century-old Times tradition of never printing information unflattering to a Democrat.

Blumenthal apologized for lying about being in Vietnam, saying, "I take full responsibility." Who else was he considering blaming? The voices in his head?

Among Blumenthal's taxpayer-funded citizen-persecution projects was the one he waged against Gina Kolb, owner of Computer Plus Center in East Hartford.

After selling $17.2 million worth of computers and servers to the state in 2001, Kolb found herself being sued by Blumenthal for $1.75 million for allegedly overcharging the state $500,000.

Publicity-whore Blumenthal sent out an accusatory press release about Kolb, saying: "No supplier should be permitted to shortchange or overcharge the state without severe consequences."

Soon thereafter, Kolb was arrested at her home on seven first-degree larceny charges, courtesy of Connecticut's crazily hyperactive attorney general.

Wonder why you have a $4 billion deficit, Nutmeggers? Blumenthal's endless investigations into responsible, law-abiding citizens like Kolb have now cost more than the entire Iraq War. (And that's just the cost of the paper for Blumenthal's 12 billion press releases!)

A court dismissed all charges against Kolb and her company in 2008. But not before this female businesswoman had her company completely shattered by the pathologically ambitious attorney general.

I'm sorry, I know you need to be on television every single day, Dick, but that's not enough of a reason to destroy innocent citizens' lives, much less use taxpayer money to do so.

Kolb was far from the only innocent citizen persecuted by Blumenthal. The reason we know her story is that, instead of moving as far away from Connecticut as she could, Kolb turned around and sued the state for violating her constitutional rights.

The jury agreed, awarding her $18 million for Blumenthal's "pattern of conduct" that destroyed Kolb's business and impugned her integrity.

Noticeably, the attorney general who spends most of his waking hours phoning reporters, holding press conferences and issuing press releases did not make a peep about Kolb's total vindication in court, despite his having earlier blackened her name. Perhaps he was busy attending a fake Vietnam veterans' reunion that day.

To the contrary, Blumenthal continued using the power of his office to persecute Kolb. This is the problem with government officials using taxpayer money to further their own political ambitions: No one could tell him to cut his losses and stop harassing Kolb.

Blumenthal filed a blizzard of motions -- at taxpayer expense -- appealing the jury's verdict in favor of Kolb. One of them finally succeeded in getting a judge to reduce the damages to Kolb, who presumably is now living in Hawaii under an assumed name so Blumenthal doesn't start making crank calls to her.

(She should go to Vietnam! Blumenthal will never find her there!)

Connecticut taxpayers spent millions of dollars harassing this innocent businesswoman, successfully destroying a profitable, job-creating computer company in the state and one law-abiding taxpayer in the process. Thanks, Dick!

Blumenthal's 24-hour publicity office managed to produce a gleaming press release on the reduction of Kolb's damages award, in which he vowed to "continue fighting to overturn this verdict."

Asked by Charles Kochakian of the New Haven Register about the case and whether Blumenthal ever released a statement when a victim of his legal harassment was vindicated, Blumenthal essentially said: No one is ever vindicated. Just because no wrongdoing was found, he said, doesn't mean wrongdoing didn't occur.

Welcome to Connecticut, where you're guilty until proved innocent (and you can never be proved innocent).

Most shockingly, Blumenthal said he would never issue a press release about one of his publicly accused targets being vindicated because "new evidence may well emerge."

"New evidence may well emerge" that Dick Blumenthal is a child molesting ax murderer. But until it does, no one has a right to say so. Hello? ACLU? Heard of Dick Blumenthal?

Everyone in Connecticut knows Blumenthal's name, largely on account of his daily press conferences for nearly two decades as attorney general, announcing lawsuits to combat every minor inconvenience. Arby's served jalapeno poppers at 114 degrees? Blumenthal is holding a press conference at noon!

This hyperactive, publicity-mad lunatic is constantly announcing new lawsuits far beyond the purview of his office, like some New England version of Hugo Chavez. This won him the title: "Worst Attorney General in the Country" from the Competitive Enterprise Institute.

He's sued power companies for contributing to "global warming," asking the courts to impose cap and trade -- a bill so absurd neither Obama nor the Democratic Senate will touch it.

He's sued gun companies, trying to hold them responsible for criminal acts by third parties involving guns.

He's sued tobacco companies so he could extort millions of dollars for his old law firm and other legal cronies overseeing the shakedown -- I mean "settlement."

Blumenthal is now in a tight race with Linda McMahon for the U.S. Senate. I understand why Connecticut would like to get rid of him, but that's no reason to foist this menace on the rest of the country. How about sending him to Vietnam?