Today's Quote
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
-Indira Gandhi
Saturday, June 03, 2006
Friday, June 02, 2006
5 Winning Smart Answers For 2005
5 Winning Smart Answers For 2005
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Smart Answer #5:
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed at her.
Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to See your ticket not your stub."
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Smart Answer #4:
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,
"Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Smart Answer #3:
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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Smart Answer #2:
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
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#1 SMART ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2005.......................
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if! tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her head and sweetly said "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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Smart Answer #5:
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed at her.
Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to See your ticket not your stub."
*****************
Smart Answer #4:
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,
"Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Smart Answer #3:
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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Smart Answer #2:
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
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#1 SMART ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2005.......................
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if! tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her head and sweetly said "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
More people would learn from
More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them.
-Harold J. Smith
-Harold J. Smith
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not
Today's Quote
Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things only hoped for.
-Epicurus
Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things only hoped for.
-Epicurus
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Monday, May 29, 2006
Something special this week....
I just remembered something special will take place this week.
On Thursday, June 1st, 2006, Uncle Ivan and Aunt Freda Moffat will be married 61 short years! FANTASTIC! It seems that the bar just gets higher and higher with time...
Happy Early Anniversary to you two, and many many more!!
S
On Thursday, June 1st, 2006, Uncle Ivan and Aunt Freda Moffat will be married 61 short years! FANTASTIC! It seems that the bar just gets higher and higher with time...
Happy Early Anniversary to you two, and many many more!!
S
If the only prayer you ever say ...
Today's Quote
If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.
-Meister Eckhart
If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.
-Meister Eckhart
A lone outlook on this mornings walk. Some great and colorful shots in yesterdays photos and some great sunrise photos from this morning in the albums. On thing to remember when looking at todays photos.. there is always, ALWAYS, cause and effect, in nature. As the sun came up in the east, I tried to show you the effect on the western skies this am, including the showers 'not touching' the earth. Have a great day... we had a super nice time with family yesterday. Jake came home from Woodward and points west, and Phil and Tammy and Austyn and Heather, Madison, and Andrew came over for a last minute holiday lunch! We had a good time and it was fun to watch the boys in the pool... I had some great videos but did exactly what I did for Andrew's last Birthday. I used Ofoto to download from camera and then deleted photos not remembering that ofoto does not download from it the video... sigh. some day I will grow up.. haha.. enjoy this day we have. It will soon be gone never to be lived again...
Stan Moffat
Saturday, May 27, 2006
Beginning today, treat everyone
Today's Quote
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster, and do with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again.
-Og Mandino
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster, and do with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again.
-Og Mandino
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Don't worry that children never listen
Today's Quote
Don't worry that children never listen to you. Worry that they are always watching you.
-Robert Fulghum
Don't worry that children never listen to you. Worry that they are always watching you.
-Robert Fulghum
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Head Start students learn from the garden
Life - Head Start students learn from the garden
By Laura Wilson
Staff Writer
(Photo in today's Stillwater NewsPress shows Teacher Tammy Moffat and students with appropriate caption)
The Head Start community garden became a classroom without walls recently.
Carl Barnes and Al Toops of Conservation Organization for the Restoration of Native Seeds and Dick Ortez, local grower and owner of El Sueno Enterprises, guided 90 children and a dozen teachers, parents and volunteers in planting the three sisters — corn, beans and squash.
Each child planted a corn, bean or squash seed in the outdoor garden, alongside other vegetables planted by community volunteers.
CORNS has led classrooms across the United States in this traditional Indian ceremonial planting. Barnes, who was awarded the Cherokee Medal of Honor in 2001 for his work, and Toops have also assisted Cornell University in developing gardening curriculum, available on the Internet at .
The children also examined fresh-cut broccoli and green onions pulled from the garden, along with ladybugs, worms and other garden curiosities. Classes had previously planted seeds indoors, along with radishes and other seeds in their outdoor plot, and recent art projects and other activities had a gardening theme.
“Our work with the children has really been aided by having the community garden this year,” said teacher Lucille Duncan.
Participants in organizing and planting this community garden are Rachel Toops, manager of Countryside Gardens; Ilda Hershey of Sustainable Stillwater; Cara and Ron Beer, Progressive Interfaith Coalition representatives; Kelsey McCollum, Payne County Extension and participants of her Master Gardener class; Chris Brock, Head Start teacher; and Imad Abouzahr, Head Start parent.
Other volunteers include Phillip Moffat, Fred Causley, Eddie Whitehead, Jo Heiliger, Kevin Drees, Sharla Lovern and Cynthia Drescher.
Compost, seed, plants, fertilizer and drip hoses have been donated by Oklahoma State University agricultural classes, JohnnyÂ’s Selected Seeds Company and several other people and organizations.
Not sure who took this photo but the camera and several folks ran outside to see the beautiful sunset last night from Mom's home. the other pics will be online soon. There was a small front moving out of panhandle into OK last night and when I got up this am at 4:30 it was actually sprinkling here too!! but didn't last long.. enjoy the day... I think maybe Kara or Sharon or Phil might have taken the photo.. but then, I have been wrong on lots of things in my life!! Enjoy
Stan Moffat
Some of Great Grandma Moffat's flowers by her garage last evening in the sitting sun... We all went over to eat homemade Ice Cream and Spanish Rice, etc at the Robinson/Moffat gathering Sharon Robinson and Marilyn started several months ago. A great time was had by all. Food was Awesome and fellowship was GREAT!! Morgan is heading to Japan for a month in August to meet and greet and see about possibilities of studing there next year or so in Kito.. bet this is not spelled correctly... Kara is now in her third week of marriage and all is well, Micheal was last heard from heading to Houston with girlfriend to try to increase his dsl business... etc... Lawrence was on business trip, Madison was sick, Jon's did not make it, and Jake is working 7 days a week, sunup to sundown in panhandle of OK on a triple decker oil rig that he and two other welders are getting repaired on location so the company can get to drilling. Talk about pressure.. haha...
Stan Moffat
Life consists not in holding good cards...
Today's Quote
Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those you hold well.
-Josh Billings
Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those you hold well.
-Josh Billings
Friday, May 19, 2006
Sent to me by a 92 year old online friend of mine...
Wild Pistols Shooting Game Online... Another time waister.. haha....
Be the sheriff of a Wild Western town and get rid of all the bandits!
http://gamesquared.com/gm.shtml?0343.htm
He says this is kid safe.. but let me know one way or other.. later.. have a great day! S
Be the sheriff of a Wild Western town and get rid of all the bandits!
http://gamesquared.com/gm.shtml?0343.htm
He says this is kid safe.. but let me know one way or other.. later.. have a great day! S
Self-pity is our worst enemy and
Today's Quote
Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.
-Helen Keller
Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.
-Helen Keller
Thursday, May 18, 2006
It's not how much you
It's not how much you have that makes people look up to you, it's who you are.
Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley
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